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Stories
Dave and Ben Get Lost
Dave and Ben were deer hunting, and they got lost.
Dave tells Ben, "Wait, don't panic. I learned what to do in case this happens. You’re supposed to shoot up into the air three times and someone will hear you and come with help."
"Okay," said Ben.
He shoots three times into the air. They both wait an hour and no one shows up. So, they shoot three times again and still no one shows up.
Bewildered, they try this again and again for the next couple of hours. Ben starts to look a little worried. Finally, he turns to Dave and says, "It better work this time, we’re down to our last three arrows!"
Truth – Stranger Than Fiction
Marine Sgt. Adam Rush had a rough day. Rush was bass fishing on North Carolina’s Blue River recently when his boat motor died.
Not long after that, a hungry alligator approached Rush’s boat and attacked his stringer of fish. To protect himself and his catch, Rush used a paddle to bat away the aggressive gator.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, when Rush called 911 to report the dangerous gator, authorities came and cited him for keeping under-sized bass and using an unregistered boat.
Do you have a funny fish story or tall tale? Share it with other hunters, fishermen and outdoorsmen right here on our site.
One quick note: if you submit someone else’s story, make sure you give them proper credit. Poaching is strictly prohibited on our land.
Thank you, and enjoy!
Dave and Ben were deer hunting, and they got lost.
Dave tells Ben, "Wait, don't panic. I learned what to do in case this happens. You’re supposed to shoot up into the air three times and someone will hear you and come with help."
"Okay," said Ben.
He shoots three times into the air. They both wait an hour and no one shows up. So, they shoot three times again and still no one shows up.
Bewildered, they try this again and again for the next couple of hours. Ben starts to look a little worried. Finally, he turns to Dave and says, "It better work this time, we’re down to our last three arrows!"
Marine Sgt. Adam Rush had a rough day. Rush was bass fishing on North Carolina’s Blue River recently when his boat motor died.
Not long after that, a hungry alligator approached Rush’s boat and attacked his stringer of fish. To protect himself and his catch, Rush used a paddle to bat away the aggressive gator.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, when Rush called 911 to report the dangerous gator, authorities came and cited him for keeping under-sized bass and using an unregistered boat.
Sometimes you just can’t make this stuff up.
source: Outdoor Life